fictionaddictionn:

Reasons to date me:
1. I will share my pizza with you.
2. Number 1 was a lie.
3. I won’t sacrifice you to Satan.

radvisions:

“just date me already” I whisper as i scroll through all your selfies 

regina-noctis:

Like ask me out already you oblivious idiot.

wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong

(via cumfort)

lezbroh:

when you feel yourself getting attatched

(via thewalking-destiel)

ekoenig2:

i’m 50% cool and 50% cool

(via date)

reggiesloth:

i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you

(via schedules)